Archive for September, 2009

On My Mind

Roman Polanski’s joke of a rape trial begs the question: is he about to get off TWICE?

For those unfamiliar with the particulars of the case, here’s the straight dope from Wikipedia: 

In 1977, Polanski was arrested in Los Angeles and pleaded guilty to “unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor”, a 13-year-old girl (he was 44 years old at the time).[8] Released after a 42-day psychiatric evaluation, Polanski fled to France, has had a U.S. arrest warrant outstanding since 1978,[9] and an international arrest warrant since 2005.[10]Polanski for many years avoided visits to countries that were likely to extradite him, such as the United Kingdom, and traveled mostly between France, where he resides, and Poland. As a French citizen, he was protected in France by the country’s limited extradition with the U.S.[11] On September 26, 2009, he was arrested, at the request of U.S. authorities, by Swiss police, on arrival at Zürich Airport while trying to enter Switzerland[10] to pick up a lifetime achievement “Golden Icon Award” from the Zurich Film Festival.[12][13]

And now, there’s word that his victim is arguing that Polanski has “suffered enough,” adding fuel to the fire of the rest of film community, which is holding him up as some kind of fucked-up martyr. I don’t understand it at all. 

Rape is rape. I think there should never be a statute of limitations on the crime, and I think all victims should be encouraged to confront and help convict their attackers, whether they’re deranged strangers or incredibly successful Hollywood figureheads. 

The fact that Polanski has had a tormented life of his own, having escaped from the ravages of Nazi Germany and lived through the tragic, graphic murder of his wife, shouldn’t excuse his behavior. It should only make you wonder if these things contributed to his own sadistic nature.

Bad Ad Friday: Mad Men Mania!

At work, one of the big hits is AMC’s series, Mad Men. It harkens back to the “golden age” of advertising, the 1960s, and is easily some of the most interesting TV I’ve seen in a while.

This is my favorite scene from the entire series of Mad Men – past, present and future.

And it isn’t easy for a scene to become my undisputed, king-of-the-world favorite, either. In particular, Mad Men has several awesome moments for a gal like me to choose from, such as:

Who knew Joan could play the accordion? Do you suspect she had one of those awkward phases, complete with braces, glasses and such? It’s fun to imagine someone as cool as Joan being like the rest of us.

Or this scene where Betty just goes apeshit for a minute and shoots a bunch of pigeons. 

And of course, the best thing ever: Don’s “carousel” speech from Season 1. 

If you’re not watching this show, give it a chance. It really gives you an idea of the nuttiness, intensity and straight-up fun of this business…along with its pressures, disappointments and insecurities.

Angry Rant of the Day: Skeevy CTA Dudes

Ladies, have any of you noticed an uptick in the number of times you’ve been hit on while just trying to get to work? Even when you have the headphones on and a book open, here they are, pestering you for the time, then wanting to know your name, trying to kiss your hand and shit. UGH, just back off…with your low-rent Don Juan DeMarco wannabe ass.

While I’m always up for a friendly conversation about the weather or some other inconsequential subject on the train, that’s never what I get. Nooooo. It’s always some skeevy dude who, when I tell him I have a boyfriend, asks if I’ll – and I QUOTE – “make an exception.”

So, lemme get this straight. You’re asking me if I’ll shitcan my perfectly happy relationship to start something on the side with a total (and totally skeevy) stranger from the fuckin’ Red Line?

Um, I know it’s early and all, but the answer is a definite, resounding and very clear NO.

Now kindly fuck off so I can finish listening to “Short Dick Man” and reading “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” in peace.

Bad Stock Photo Choice

If Yahoo! was hoping to look more modern with a new image on their login page, they get a big ass FAIL today.

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I mean, I had *no* idea they had laptops in the Victorian era.

Why America Loves Obama

Because he points out the obvious in such a hilarious, smart way.

I think Carter’s comments about Obama being “racist” are completely ridiculous. He’s also not a socialist or a death panel builder. Republicans, come get your dumbass, loudmouthed brethren, please.

Good Birthday Vibes

For the past four days, I’ve been celebrating my birthday.

That is quite a feat, considering I’m at work this morning.

It was a wonderful weekend, complete with bad jokes, good drinks and great company.

I consider myself one of the world’s luckiest people.

The Kanye Incident

You know what? I think that Kanye West is catching too much flack for the whole Taylor Swift thing.

Yeah, he was kind of a dick about it all. He shouldn’t have ruined her moment. Or spoiled the surprise about Beyonce winning Video of the Year for “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It).”

But he did it.

Probably because he’s still dealing with some complex emotions after losing his mom in that freak accident.

And when he went on Jay Leno’s show the other night, he pretty much admitted exactly that.

So I think that it was wholly inappropriate for Jay to ask Kanye what his mother would think of his behavior. Really, Jay? We’re that desperate for ratings? Wow.

I’m so glad I’m not famous.

Summer of Death Claims Swayze

NOOOOOOO! Not Swayze!

I’m sorry, I’m still a bit upset about this one. 

My cousin Vee and I both have seen Dirty Dancing too many times to remember, and the passing of Johnny Castle makes me very sad. Just look at this scene and try to tell me you don’t get all, “Whoo! Yeah, NOBODY puts Baby in a corner.” 

And this scene from Ghost makes me wonder if he isn’t still around here somewhere, trying to kick a Mountain Dew can or lift a penny with his transparent finger. 

Wherever he is right now, though, I hope Chris Farley is there, too—and that they’re doing their own special kind of Dirty Dancing. 

VICTORY!

I cannot even begin to tell you how GEEKED I am about this:

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After all the petition signing and authoring of angry letters, MTV has finally announced the Daria DVD I’ve been waiting for since damn near 2002.

I cannot wait to get my hands on it!

Bad Ad Friday: For My Copywriter Brethren

Copywriters, be honest.

How many times have you heard direction that went something like this:

“They want to say X, but without actually SAYING X. They want to appeal to everyone.”

Besides that being a terrible idea, what does that even mean? Agencies often recommend against doing this, because no one and nothing should ever appeal to EVERYONE. No two people are the same. You can’t expect them all to like the same thing…can you?

Have you noticed lately how most cars, clothes and content look, sound and feel exactly like everything else? Direction like that above is why.

Look no further than these AWESOME links for some inspiration, perspective, or even just a cheap laugh:

icanhascheezburger.com
peopleofwalmart.com
jezebel.com
thisiswhyyourefat.com
thedailybeast.com
viceland.com
mentalfloss.com

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