Apparently, if you’re going to do something risky like jump out of a plane, and you live anywhere BUT Los Angeles, today is the day to go the fuck ahead – because Death is totally busy over on the West Coast.
The LA Times is reporting the deaths of both Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson today. Ms. Fawcett died after a long battle with cancer. Michael…has had a quick and hopefully painless heart attack.
Coupled with the loss of Ed McMahon, I’d say Death is getting in his celeb quota before the upcoming 4th of July head-exploding galas.