I’m gonna kill the people who placed this ad on every goddamn website I stumble upon.
I GET IT. You want people to buy your junky weight-loss pill/drink/enema. But I’m not into it, so damn, just stop already. I mean, the “after” pic looks nothing like the “before,” and it never does in any of these ads. It’s all bullshit. Does ANYONE click on these for real? I imagine the only action this ad gets is when the page takes nine years to load and someone accidentally clicks it instead of that article on Lindsay Lohan’s on-again coke habit (not ME!).
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: diet and exercise work—and they’re either FREE or much cheaper than whatever these assholes are hawking. Sorry, folks, but it looks like you’ll have to just grab up that gym bag and cut out the late-night pizza and beer.
Honestly, I’ve never known anyone to find success or fulfillment from an Internet pop-up ad—especially so with these kinds of weight-loss ads…and those dumbass sections that True used to buy up like crazy. You know, the ones that promise to find you a girlfriend who wears bikinis and bikinis only. Yeah, guess that didn’t work out so great.
